You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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