If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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