Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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