You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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