Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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