Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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