i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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