party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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