Girls should come with a carfax report
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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