Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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