But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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