12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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