I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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