If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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