So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She bit a glass in half.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize