Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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