Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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