My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
What happened to fro yo and sex?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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