Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.