I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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