better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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