in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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