love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize