I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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