we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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