he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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