he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.