Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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There r osticjed everywhere
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight