Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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