"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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