everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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