How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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