No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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