If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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