Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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