Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Randomize
