Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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