West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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