I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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