he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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