You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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