It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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