I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
These tits shall not be calmed
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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