How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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