In the future we'll all be gay
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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