He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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