This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think im going to throw up on grandma
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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