standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
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I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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