Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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