1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
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