So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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