Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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