She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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