on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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