Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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